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*** AVOID EXPLETIVES ... ADOPT BEEPS ***
Beep beep
Yeah that is you
Beep beep
Aah oh so true
Beep beep
A curse in time
Beep beep
Like bitter lime
Beep beep
You are hateful
Beep beep
Just be grateful
'cause you are alive
My dagger my knife
Are lost in the kitchen
That's filled with lichens
I'm scared to go
And thus no show
Revenge some day
Till then don't cross my way
Beep beep
You are devil
Beep beep
The worst evil
Beep beep
Yes that is you
Beep beep
Aah oh so true
heheh! again a good funky rap song material! try your luck in Hollywood as a lyricist! I am sure Jay Z and Eminem will love youuu!
ReplyDelete:)
Ha ha ... will keep it in mind :p
DeleteHEHEHEHE....No comments on this one.
ReplyDeleteHHEHEH! :)
"Like bitter lime"
ReplyDeleteInteresting... Like lyrics.
Thanks Satya :-)
Deleteha ha ha....you actually rap better than all the rappers in India...a enjoyable read...
ReplyDeleteThank You DG :-D
DeleteCool one from you Amrit...enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteThanks Shweta :-)
Deletebitter lime or bitter sweet lime ... your way or mine ... enjoy in small quantities with certain dishes ... like fishes ... :) love, cat.
ReplyDeleteThank You Cat :-)
Deletelovely
ReplyDeleteThanks Shalet :-)
Deletereally these days the language has got too many beeps!
ReplyDeleteI agree :-)
DeleteHa..So there are strong words for beep beep in your language too? I'm thinking lichens in the kitchens are not a good thing in India:)
ReplyDeleteHa ha .. they are never a good thing anywhere :-D
Deletei echo rallentanda
ReplyDeleteIt seems 'beep beep' is universal! Oh that this weren't so true. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteYeah :-/
DeleteInteresting lines though
ReplyDeleteThanks Francis :-)
Deletea good one :D
ReplyDeleteThank You Sumana :-)
DeleteExpletives are over-rated and over-used. This poem is funny in the way it highlights that--so many beeps where some creative Shakespearean cursing might apply.
ReplyDeleteI agree Susan :-)
DeleteVery clever. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, R2 and The Road Runner agree. Potty mouthed beeps.
ReplyDeleteHa ha :D
DeleteCensored...It doesn't bleemin' work.. :) Love it!
ReplyDeleteThanks Susie :-)
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