A Man Was Trying To Appease

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A man was trying to appease
his wife, when he burnt the cheese.
The dish gone awry
Her rage, he was wary.
Hence, said he "Let's go out for lunch, please?"


This Limerick is shared with

• Limerick-Off Monday - Appeasement,
• dVerse Open Link Night,
• Poets United - Poetry Pantry.

No Snow ?!?!

The snow was supposed to be light.
Alas, no snow at all, was that right?
He wanted to stay indoors,
Watch the game, of course,
But, with wife he shopped to avoid a fight.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick - Off Monday - Light Limerick.

Fear, Perhaps

John's memory suffered a vital lapse.

His happy days threatened to collapse.

Wife's birthday forgotten,

Her mood now turned rotten.

This is what they call fear, perhaps.

This Limerick is shared with Limerick - Off Monday.

The 'Right' Man

A man, convinced he was right,
Never hesitated to pick up a fight.
Now when he got married,
His wife was deeply harried,
And she punished him with a long starving night.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Fellow Was Taking A Break

A fellow was taking a break
Out fishing at the nearby lake
"Look he is there,
Let's pull him down here"
And he soon became the fish's cake.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick Break (Limerick-Off Monday).

A Gal Heard A Rather Loud Knock

A gal heard a rather loud knock

FB window blinked in all its shock

ping was from the stalker

her ex flame, the cracker

well, now was the time to block block block

This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Gal On The Hunt For A Winter Sale

A gal on the hunt for a winter sale
checked out every corner without fail.
Her old habit returned -
shoplifting, people turned,
and she had to spend her Christmas in jail.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick Sale (Limerick-Off Monday).

A Guy Was Flying Quite High

A guy was flying quite high
when his crush kissed him goodbye.
But her boyfriend saw
and hit his jaw
and left him with one sore eye.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick - Off Monday.

Strategic Gaze

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Our fellow Jack who wanted a raise
Showered his boss with lavish praise
However, on D-day
Julie got the greater pay
Sorry Jack, you missed her strategic gaze.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

Two Brothers

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Two brothers were planning a flight

Among the stars and birds, like a kite

Folks laughed at them

That didn't douse their flame

Yes, they were Orville and Wilbur Wright.

This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Woman Was Eating A Roll

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A woman was eating a roll

Hungry after a long day's stroll

It tasted delicious

Her dieting, fictitious

She gobbled some more, losing control.

This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Fellow Who Hated To Clean

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A fellow who hated to clean

Was thought to be lazy and mean

But no, they were wrong

His determination, too strong

And thus he invented the washing machine.

This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Cat Who Always Wore Blue

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A cat who always wore blue
Ran across the town "mew mew"
Chasing the rat
With the golden hat
Welcome to Tom and Jerry adventures anew.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

Opposites Attract

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A man who was rather urbane
Fell in love with Ms Plain Jane.
Opposites attract
Quite true, in fact
They proved the saying all over again.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Guy Who Wasn't Too Bright

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A rich guy who wasn't too bright
Married a gal he thought was right.
But then one day
While he was away,
She stole his belongings, and ran out of sight.


This limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

Over-speeding Line

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Over-speeding, she heard the line,
"Ma'am, you gotta pay your fine."
She got out of her car,
Took the cop to a bar,
And winked, "Would you like to be on cloud nine?"


This Limerick is shared with Limerick - Off Monday.

Treat

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A lady in the bar would frequently treat
This suave guy with her sensuous dance beat.
When the music stopped,
Together they hopped
Away to his suite across the wide street.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

Yellow Boat Adventure

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A fellow would frequently quote
His adventures in the big yellow boat.
And then came the truth
The story of his youth;
Being sea sick he never set afloat.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Man Who Was Rather A Nut

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A man who was rather a nut,

Cried aloud with a minor cut,

The Doctor came,

Found the injury lame.

Disgusted, he roared, "Keep your mouth shut."

This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.

A Lady Would Frequently Pose

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A lady would frequently pose
With arrogance in her long nose.
Tired of this habit
Her guy said Stop it!
Else your best friend will get my rose.


This Limerick is shared with Limerick-Off Monday.