The Worst Song Ever

'tis the worst song ever

you've heard never never never

not sweet as a pie

rather bad as a lie

it will hunt you down

it will scare you forever

like a ghostly mist

whatever, whatever

run run run as fast as you can

escape from this torture in your red little van

and spread the word never to visit

'cause this poet now writes mind-numbing shit

but hey, you can't go

now what would rhyme, oh yes, yo yo

sip a drink, soft or hard

anything you desire, it's there in the card

let me be the one who sings this ugly song

who gives a damn whether am write or wrong

I am the master, I am the slave

I am the world, Contra, Mario and Dave

whenever you wish to jump out of the league

come to me with a beaker and a swig

we will paint the town in shades of blue

we will sing freaky songs without any clue

but they should rhyme

and we elude the crime

and the stars will chime

in the dawn of prime

so yes, let's scroll up and let us start 

remember me my folks, after I depart

'tis the worst song ever

you've heard never never never

not sweet as a pie

rather bad as a lie

it will hunt you down

it will scare you forever

like a ghostly mist

whatever, whatever

This Poem is shared with

• dVerse - Open Link Night,
• Imaginary Garden - Open Link Monday.