Wednesday, February 12, 2014

The Worst Song Ever

'tis the worst song ever
you've heard never never never
not sweet as a pie
rather bad as a lie
it will hunt you down
it will scare you forever
like a ghostly mist
whatever, whatever

run run run as fast as you can
escape from this torture in your red little van
and spread the word never to visit
'cause this poet now writes mind-numbing shit

but hey, you can't go
now what would rhyme, oh yes, yo yo
sip a drink, soft or hard
anything you desire, it's there in the card
let me be the one who sings this ugly song
who gives a damn whether am write or wrong
I am the master, I am the slave
I am the world, Contra, Mario and Dave

whenever you wish to jump out of the league
come to me with a beaker and a swig
we will paint the town in shades of blue
we will sing freaky songs without any clue
but they should rhyme
and we elude the crime
and the stars will chime
in the dawn of prime

so yes, let's scroll up and let us start 
remember me my folks, after I depart

'tis the worst song ever
you've heard never never never
not sweet as a pie
rather bad as a lie
it will hunt you down
it will scare you forever
like a ghostly mist
whatever, whatever



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16 comments:

  1. You say its worst song...
    But I liked reading. .

    Lyrical!

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  2. haha....it may be bad
    but its a whole lotta fun...smiles.

    made me think of the last song on the new passenger cd...

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  3. Whenever I think I have heard the worst song ever, an even worse one appears. Smiles.

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    1. I guess nothing can beat this one ;-)

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  4. Please don't tell anyone..;)
    but my wife can hardly
    carry a tune as well..
    but it's the thought that counts..
    so i too..
    carry on..with no escape..
    from the vehicle that houses..
    that voice...of love....
    so love can be out of tune
    too..;)with no escape possible...
    or wanted..neither..:)

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    1. Ha ha ... I will keep it a secret, don't you worry ;-)

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  5. oh this is a delight to read. I hope all is well in your verse...

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  6. The readers prefer to read, so can you judge if 'The Worst or Best'. Really a fun.

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